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Man will be man.
bf: awww baby, you are a kleine beerinnetje
me: a little what?
bf: it's a little bear in dutch, a little cute one. like a teddy bear.
me: oooh honey, you are so sweet.
bf: A TEDDY BEAR WITH BOOBS THOUGH.
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“Love dries up, I thought
as I walked back to the
bathroom, even faster
than sperm.”
